- tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
- xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one
My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(